April 2010
3 posts
urbandictionary.com's definition of Filipino →
pinoytumblr:
eople from an island located in southeast asia (not east asia) called philippines. living here for more than 5 years.. i find that most filipinos are 1. lazy (if you wanna get something done in this country you gotta wait at least 2 weeks.. when you can get it done in 3 days in the states.. -filipinos, come on it’s true.. if you’ve never gone out of your country well too...
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
5 posts
funeral:
vild:concealed:
I wish people would stop complaining about 2010 being awful “already” and not fucking fantastic. Your problems won’t disappear overnight or because its a new year.
December 2009
2 posts
13004.) Every night I masturbate to Joe Jonas'...
(via blogsecret)
WTF.
November 2009
25 posts
When a word is rearranged:
sunshineblissss:
presbyterian, when you rearrange the letters: best in prayer. astronomer= moon starer. desperation= a rope ends it. the eyes= they see. george bush= he bugs gore. the morse code= here come dots. dormitory= dirty room. slot machines= cash lost in me. animosity= is no amity. election results= lies - let’s recount. snooze alarms= alas! no more z’s a decimal point= i’m a...
Do I look like I give a damn?
Everything ends up okay. If everything seems not okay, then it is not the end...
– My labpartner in Organic Chem
45 things a girl wants but won't ask for:
threewordcliche:
trangphamm:hellomylovegoodbye:monalisasmileee:aynako-braank:omgxmae:mohfxckintiffany:kaaaaatsays: 1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11....
A love that cannot wait is not true love.
HI NEW FOLLOWERS *~*~*~*
wearegoldenn:
magiccigarette birdbrainn rememberthosewords yousaytheydontcare iamthe lonely heart becausemylifesucks vodkaandchanel shellend mllemargaux katverdia colourmyrainbow hearts-and-crosses biancanorbart pinkishfloyd make-peace-with-war iammac colourmyrainbow
Hi there! Can i just say that i sooo love your posts. Keep it up!
fmylife:
Today, I took my pet boa consrictor to the vet because it was eating funny and acting weird. He used to sleep on my bed curled up, but recently he started lying straight, right next to me. The vet said that he was measuring how long I was to see if he’d be able to swallow me. FML
Haha. This is so funny.
Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never...
– Unknown (via fuckyeahprettygirls)
October 2009
7 posts
Wo'nt anybody say a welcome note to me?
Hey hey! It’s me on tumblr!!!